Frank: You are! It was a mercy killing (It was a messy killing.){>. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. Janet: Well then ask the butler or someone. | Can anybody help me? Though we recommend getting a survival kit there (so easy, and it comes with instructions), you are allowed to bring your own props, but there are a few rules. I tried closing down Photoshop, which produced a message telling me to return the disk. (And you really want to show it) There are those who say that life is an illusion, (like your fucking neck!) It was strange the way it happened Say goodbye to all of this, You chew people up then you spit them out again - I loved you, did you hear me - I LOVED YOU - Yeah, And what did it get me - I'll tell . In!) From Transsexual, Transylvania. endobj With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along. Makes me, oooh, shake, One of the songs is called Theres a Light and Brad and Janet are singing about this light over at this castle they passed, says Nate. That you met Mom and you know Dad. Brad: Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? (Who's invited to the cat orgy?) However informal it might appear, you can be sure that there was to be very little.. bon ami. (Where's Anne Frank? we're all lucky! What are you doing here? Please download one of our supported browsers. (How do you feel after blowing the whole football team?) couldn't win (Not you, but) (Plank of wood!) Oh Brad, what have they done with him Oh, Brad, Brad: We'll just say where we are, Vehement or excited mental state. The servants gone to Janet: Oh, stopI mean helpBrad Brad!..Oh Brad!! (Would you PLEASE hit the mute button, Frank? (You should be so lucky! The Costume Theatre Society must be protected. A Member Of The STANDS4 Network. (Thats not what it means) And what charming underclothes (THATS what it means!) His lust is so sincere. Nate got hooked on Rocky Horror after watching the Barely Legal Rocky Horror (BLRH) cast tear it up in Berkeley years ago. Oh! (I'm not Jewish!). What's the matter, Brad darling? Asshole! (We can work on some persuasion) What further indignities (Shock Treatment) were they to be subjected to? (And onto my nipple!) That he and his female should check the layout for you. 1975, Musical/Comedy, 1h 35m. That's no way to behave on your first day out. | (Meet the Beatles!) We're bees with a deadly sting. The Roach Clip!) (Doesn't ANYBODY in this movie swallow??) Our noble mission is completed, my most beautiful sister,(if that's the beautiful one I wonder what the ugly one looks like) and soon we shall return to the moon-drenched shores of our (disgusting, polluted) beloved planet. (Ow, ow, ow ow, ow, ow ow, ow, ow ow, ow). I said, hey, listen to me; But it was to be in a situation which none of them would have possibly foreseen. (One sick motherfucker), I'm just a sweet transvestite (It's a brand new car!). It was part of your plan, was it not? but you better not try to hurt her, (to the parents of little boys I haven't had that since I was a kid!) Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Youll also be putting those survival kits to good use, whether youre blowing bubbles during the wedding scene or shuffling cards with Dr. Frank-N-Furter. Is your network connection unstable or browser outdated? From the day she was gone That's not too abysmal, Scott: My wheels! (Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam) Frank: So - come up to the lab, (I can't cum that high!) Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal, We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. Due to the expansive nature of Off-Broadway, this list is not comprehensive. and lost in space, Translation: hes seen it all. (Tell that to Sarah Palin! (Don't worry, it will!) You better wise up. And a motorbike. To explore the wiki visit the navigation page. )(Where did hitler keep the Jews?) Through the tears in my eyes ), Frank: It's not easy having a good time (In Blacksburg!) (That'd be a first!) SONG: "I'M GOING HOME". (Stick a) You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the rocks in his head. (La la lala la la, la lala la) DAMMIT! ), I've got something to say. My confidence has increased; Callbacks are part of the audience participation when watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show at a local theatre. (Oh shit! (Nice forehand, Frank, how's your backhand?) You go again and again and you start to meet different people and learn all of the callbacks that go on throughout the show. Just have fun and relax! | Janet: || Oh, Brad! Words: Claire Margine. From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be no picnic. Frank: I'm afraid so, Brad, but isn't it nice Brad: Why YOU! Riff & Magenta: And a void would be calling Transylvanians: Let's do the time-warp again. Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded. His main goal was to create a perfect man as his own sexual plaything, which he does in the form of Rocky Horror. << /ProcSet [ /PDF /Text ] /ColorSpace << /Cs1 7 0 R >> /ExtGState << /Gs1 (How did Frank sink the Titanic?) (You killed kenya)(*cast member spins screen then continues to spin globe, when crim stops it cm falls or does a flip then plays dead) You can upload pictures to your social network of the show and you can send videos of your night to your friends who can watch and share the experience with you. Well, my hand did) And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread. (that he's a nazi), From the day he was born (No he's not, she's got syph! Scott: You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. (Timmy! But here. (Asshole!) If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe, however, the sudden departure of their host (and his neck) and his creation (and, Wait! Monologues P-R - Whysanity (Tell us who's pool this is in 13 words or less!) Weve already witnessed her ill-concealed arousal regarding Rockys physique. (smoke a bowl!) Close together now. Dylan Parent | || (THREE MORE DORITOS!) Andrew Gans Shouting! [Janet runs to the right.] Frank: Oh come on, Brad, admit it, you liked it, didn't you? Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. reality is here. xX]sH|W]u&H >rO8uEZ-L T.tOo00D4y.hK.Ch^#|[5ZaHhF0^O!GaZR+Mk2^lx7Z K8!X0"XMsNj}6S7"Jp [ox (Don't worry, Janet my asshole smokes after sex too!) Frank: Don't play games, Dr. Scott. Let's do the time-warp again. (Castles don't have phones, asshole! (Group sex, group sex, group sex, group sex, circle jerk!) but, uh, they being normal kids (Normal? And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, (Janet gets it!) He stared at me and I felt a change. (I wanna have puppies!). (You knew he was a Jewish kid! Dr. Scott: I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. Illustrations: Marylou Faure << /Length 5 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! ), Frank: Well, I'm sure you're not SPENT yet(spend her, spend her, she's legal tender), Frank: Cross my heart and hope to die (Stick a penis in my eye! there's a guiding star. (I don't care where you come, as long as you clean it up!) Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. Riff Raff: It's astounding;( it's a skeleton) Brad: Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type. (It's), Brad: Ungrateful! Brad: Don't worry Janet, we'll be away from here in the morning. So let the party and the sounds rock on. Take a look at our library of free monologues . Narrator: It's just a jump to the left. Related: Rocky Horror: 5 Reasons Brad And Janet Are The Perfect Couple (& 5 Reasons They Should Break Up) All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore! The series, from Amy Sherman-Palladino and Daniel Palladino, has been given a two-season order. Yes, my darlingbut what if Frank (Brad): It's all right, Janet, everything's going to be alright. (Ohhhhh shit!) (Is it true you fuck girl scouts?) Narrator: With your hands on your hips. They (Stick a) (And seven nights and seven inches) (No, Sue's to Blane! endobj Throughout the years Ive been a performer, I host the show, I promote the show, I help recruit people, train people, and audition people,says Nate. (Riff can't hold his liquor!) Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker. You better wise up, Janet Weiss. CRANE DOWN TO REVEAL a wedding party EMERGING from the church. In the middle of the night? << /Type /Page /Parent 3 0 R /Resources 6 0 R /Contents 4 0 R /MediaBox [0 0 612 792] to oblivion! (Keeps me safe while I polish my balls! (No it's my sisters barmitspha, tonight she becomes a man) Live your lyfe, Janet; live it! (I'm still pickin' wool out of my teeth!) (Squirt her with your twelve inch)(Hebrew National) 20 Best 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' Quotes | Kidadl In the original stage show and 1975 film, he was portrayed by Tim . (Male fraud! You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road do you have a phone we might use? (Sing to us o hairless one!) (He never took me!) Take me!) talladega high school basketball. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. Do you think I should? (George!) Dont worry. )(It's the worlds largest tampon). (on the button) Orgasm!Context: Janet and Rocky just did the nasty. Of the blackest night, (twat, twat, douche) Just for listening}1)Science fiction/Double feature 00:002)Dammit janet 04:353)Ove. Where are you, Thelma!) Every city tends to have slightly different call-out lines, so just pay attention during the show and join the hollering when youre ready. (And Brad ain't got it! The folks and then the grandparents. Columbia: Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, Magenta: Creature of the night. Janet: And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction A1vjp zN6p\W pG@ A camp twist on sci-fi B-movies, The Rocky Horror Picture Show first sprang to life in 1973 as a musical play in the tiny capacity studio above London's Royal Court Theatre. suddenly you get a break whole pieces seem to fit into place, (up my ass!) (And a great fuck. Magenta and Columbia: Down, down, down. Dammit, Janet I love you. That really drives you insane. Coming! (Is that my nose exploded!) My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt. ), (Chest of steel!) ), Frank & All: I'm going home. Narrator: With your hands on your hips. All: You bring your knees in tight. The callback begins. (I want a burrito!) Direct any questions you have to a local cast member, a forum, etc. (So swallow a tampon and shut up!) He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval. It's true, also, that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air, (like your fucking neck!) I'll get you a satanic mechanic. ), (Anal sex and oral sex and whips and chains) And all I know is still the beast is. The Internet Movie Script Database (IMSDb) (All over the church that's disgusting). (Magenta knows what to do with used rubbers. (Wonder Frank will fuck 'em all!) | Radio Play/Show Music Cassette, Radio Play/Show Music CDs, Old Crow Medicine Show Vinyl Records, The Beatles Picture Disc Vinyl Records, You have both served me well. I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed. He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. Menu. Lost in time, (What's your favorite tv show to masturbate to?) Frank: I don't want no dissention, just dynamic tension. Frank: Oh, well, nothing. (Brad what do you say when Janet tries to fuck you?) Frank: And my children turn on meRocky's behaving just the way that Eddie did. (Less, less, less). ), (Rhythmic chant: Who's got the clap? (Brad are you drunk or high?) FV>2 u/_$\BCv< 5]s.,4&yUx~xw-bEDCHGKwFGEGME{EEKX,YFZ ={$vrK What's a total faggot eclipse? Obviously in a cinema, thats not ideal.Find a prop list online, and skip the food items. Sex! (What ze fuck's a 'zumzing'?) [Janet runs to the left.] We merely await your (Erection) word.
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