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Ja, I believe I have. Cpl. Andrew Carter: I hate to say this, Colonel, but I don't see any way we're going to get our hands on that briefcase. Throw away the key. Col. Robert E. Hogan: But you'll have to eat it there. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Colonel Klink, you're an evil man. And Shut Up! Peter Newkirk: [looking at the burnt money in his hand] It's the story of my life. Carter: [answers the phone in a mock-German accent] I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number. WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Of course you are. Mouth stuffed with cotton wool! Col. Robert E. Hogan: He won't talk to save his life or will he? But we'll put him out of business, I promise you. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Witness? : Back, back, all of you. Colonel Klink: I'm afraid I cannot accommodate you, Captain. Not a laugh in the book. [slide, Klink's desk is full of curdled-up papers] I got it. Nothing says you like your voice. Cpl. Hogan: OK, I will. Peter Newkirk: Yes, good thing the mail arrived. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Have all security precautions been strictly observed? Col. Wilhelm Klink: General, I promise you, I will bring all my skill and my intelligence to bear on this problem. [no response] Achtung! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Hogan? You're lazy, you're fat, you sleep on duty. Thank you. Louis LeBeau: Then why are they bringing it here? Major Hochstetter looks for escaped prisoners with the help of dogs redlt194 729K views 6 years ago Hogan's Heroes - Carter imitates German General ireckon17 1.2M views 5 years ago Hogan's. Andrew Carter: And a 'Good morning' to you, too, Schultz. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, how is dear wife the charming and delightful Fran General? Col. Robert E. Hogan: You heard the commandant, now back to your post. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm sure Mrs. Burkhalter was famished when she arrived. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [annoyed] Now tell me: was it Tuesday or was it Wednesday? Go on, Hogan. If my head is to roll, all heads will roll. And I am operating UNDER DIRECT AUTHORITY OF THE GERMAN GENERAL STAFF. : Col. Robert E. Hogan: We still gotta figure a way to make more ammunition. "Hogan's Heroes" Six Lessons from Madame LaGrange (TV Episode 1970 General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That's what's so amazing. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Carry on, but quietly, I have lots of work to do. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And a dancing lesson. Louis LeBeau: I will personally hold them spellbound with my repertoire of songs, dances and snappy patters. Quotes [repeated line, indicating Colonel Hogan] Major Hochstetter : WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Col. Wilhelm Klink: I did not mean you sir , you're not clever. Here, read this. NOTHING IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUKE OF YORK! Howard Caine. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Not long enough, Klink. I will surround this camp with a ring of steel. : Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. Sgt. Carter: [answers the phone in a mock-German accent] I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number. I got so excited. Louis LeBeau: All you're gonna get is my name, rank and serial number. Col. Wilhelm Klink: It was a million-to-one shot that the candles would have hit the truck. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Confidentially, I've never seen a Gestapo man that could. Colonel Sitzer: [Klink has just been told he is to receive an award] You will be presented with an award and a national radio hookup. Actor. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Then, if you still won't talk, you will be starved, tortured and then shot. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yes, that does it. Col. Hogan! Technical Specs, [repeated line, whenever Col. Hogans shows up], IMDb Poll Board's Favorite Christmas Song Performances, Who Is Do You Think Is The Most Funny Incompetent, Or Competent But Harried Boss. Many are unaware that he was. Colonel Klink: When I looked out the window I thought I saw a chimpanzee raking in the garden. Uh, did you come on military business, or is this a social call? Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And a dancing lesson. I never send for anybody, not even if I need them. Hans Georg Schultz: Colonel Hogan, if you ever escape Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Shultz, impersonating a Wermacht General, has run off a pair of Gestapo men attempting to search the flat of LeBeau's artist friend who will forge the replacement of the painting. Hogan's Heroes (1965) mistakes in show generally Col. Wilhelm Klink: Perfect! Col. Robert E. Hogan: If you stood any closer to them, your Iron Cross would get rusty. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Operation Albatross? That's fifty miles away through the heart of Germany. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Until we catch those traitors, Stalag 13 will be under Gestapo control. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter General von Rauscher: I AM IN CHARGE OF SECURITY- Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? What is it? Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz: I said 'Achtung!'. Adequate. I'm worried about spying. Sgt. It's of great military importance. Major Richard Leman: [addressing the flyers] All of you have been chosen for 'Operation Albatross'. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What's there to know? Col. Wilhelm Klink: My cooler is your cooler. Hogan's HerosHogan meets Major Hochstetter for 1st timeWhat is this man doing here What is going on there? Col. Robert E. Hogan: I wouldn't do that, sir. After service in the Navy during WWII, Caine continued his studies at The School of . Col. Wilhelm Klink: That I'd have to think over. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Uh, the fat little lady in the red dress has been eating steadily over an hour and a half. I always thought it meant 'Good morning' or 'Greetings, Mate.' James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Could also mean heavy equipment. Hans Georg Schultz: Oh, I'm sorry, Freddy. : Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter [Klink enters the room]. General von Rauscher: She is my interpreter, Hochstetter. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Yeah, in your case, Schultz, you'd need the New York Times. Andrew Carter: Hey, gang! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, some of the gang back at the stalag. LeBeau glares at him] At 9:55, I go into the station master, and I tell him I have this package that has to go out on the Berlin Express. Colonel Klink: [runs to the window and shouts outside] Schultz! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, it's true, we dug the tunnel and tried to escape. He'll do for them what he's done for you. Hans Georg Schultz: Don't they drink tea in France? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I have every confidence in your ability along those lines. General von Rauscher: Responsible for the security of our witness. General Stauffen: The greatest military minds Germany has ever produced. SCHULTZ May I ask, are we deserting to Switzerland or Sweden? Col. Robert E. Hogan: And if he asks any questions? Cpl. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Colonel Hogan, just tell me this. Colonel Crittendon: No need to worry, I have a photographic memory. I sent her the kiss by mail? Colonel Karla Hoffman: [ordering the others out of the room] I have observed that the psychic communication between Hogan and Schultz is very close. Cpl. Hans Georg Schultz: Roll Call! That's a good one. Bring the Third Reich to its knees." I'm a cryptologist. Hogan's Heroes is an American television sitcom set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp during World War II. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I've got a present for you from Carter. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Who is that woman? Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [as German general] Take this man's name, Putzi! Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm at your disposal, Captain. My mind is like a camera. It is, or should be, the title of a book that I'm hoping one of you out there will write someday. That's why I was known to my classmates as 'The Eagle'. Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: For two hours you have been telling me that. : I don't want to hear any more of your lies. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Why not? But the Major has a plan to cripple the entire Russian rocket program. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I broke up a beautiful friendship. Col. Robert E. Hogan Col. Robert E. Hogan: Whose side are you on? Andrew Carter: [mockingly] Lot of work to do. It's already got an expensive price tag. Col. Wilhelm Klink: If you knew which wire it was, why did you ask me? Peter Newkirk: [as German adjutant] Transfer to the Russian front, sir, or court-martial to be shot? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [Zagoskin hands him his notebook] Until I clear you, you will please stop inventing. Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! - quotes.net Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: That phone call. One of us or one of them? When I say 'Achtung' I want you all to come to attention at once. He is best remembered for playing the role of German Gestapo Major 'Wolfgang Hochstetter' in the television comedy series, Hogan's Heroes (1967 to 1971). Is anyone an expert on Hogan's uniform from Hogan's Heroes? Quotes Field Marshall Rudolf Richter: You have more than one tunnel? Hans Georg Schultz: Let me see. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is this bungler doing here? Marya General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Exactly two miles And she ate a sandwich in the car. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, that's not the code Oh, it's the old double-look method. Cut the wire. Louis LeBeau: And I cooked that whole pot of chow mein with sauerkraut. [repeated line, whenever Col. Hogans shows up] I'd rather depend on me. Major Hochstetter When the Allies march in the front gate, it'll go a lot easier for you if you're standing there with a bouquet of pansies. General von Rauscher: Hochstetter, I am in charge of this project. What if we find out what is is and if its important enough, we get London to bomb the camp? Marya Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Schultz. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm really not in need of another officer. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Well, how do we get ahold of it? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: What are you babbling about? Sensational. What is this man doing here? Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Do you think I would ever let a Burkhalter marry a Klink? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [watching the women eat at the tea party ] Guests are certainly enjoying themselves, sir. It's not big enough to stand up in, and it is not big enough to lie down in. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Did I say red dress? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Who is that woman? [Kisses Helga's hand]. It was a message. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, this transfer is an order from the highest authority in the Third Reich. Wild horses and torture could not drag one syllable out of me. Didn't I tell you I could break this code. Hogan's Heroes / Trivia - TV Tropes : NOTHING IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUKE OF YORK! Parody Displacement: Hogan's Heroes is a parody of WWII POW films like Stalag 17, The Great Escape, and The Bridge on the River Kwai. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, leave that to me, General Burkhalter. Hans Georg Schultz: You forgot pigs By the way who are we talking about? Newkirk: Jawohl, Herr General! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, thank you, Hogan. [laughs. You're not gonna get anything out of me. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, Herr General, don't I always do a good job for you? You can't take it home, sir. Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: So you have told me and told me and told me! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, I'll arrange that. : Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is this man doing here? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You have no prisoners in there. I accept it with the deepest of humility. Andrew Carter: Well, sure. Peter Newkirk: [as Sydney Greenstreet] Oh, fluently, sir, fluently. Hans Georg Schultz: The joke is on them, Herr Kommandant. Schultz: They aren't giving you a blindfold. No, we don't got him. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You give a birthday party for a prisoner? [He puts it on and looks in a mirror], Col. Robert E. Hogan: He's also given you a new name, Schultz. Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, that's right. Sergeant Walters: You're thinking of going there? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.

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