But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. Gentlemen, it's a pleasure; the friends of our cherished star, admired by all of us, this outright jewel of our culture, are naturally going to be under my personal protection for the duration of their stay. You met the sergeant yourself! Landa gently removes her shoe]. [yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern] Bridget von Hammersmark: : Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement! While rescuing Hugo, the Basterds kill his captors in the most over the top and bloody ways. Wilhelm What's next? At ease, Hicox. [chuckles lightly and nervously] Col. Hans Landa Not one damn bit, sir. [Raine is interrogating Rachtman and poitning out all of his men]. I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon! Oooh, that's a bingo! This is the wonderful Italian stuntman, Enzo Gorlomi; a very talented cameraman, Antonio Margheriti; and Antonio's camera assistant, Dominick Decocco. Without camera movements. No junk in it. Well, isn't that just dandy! [in German] So, tell 'em we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks what's gonna happen to every Nazi we find. [in German; subtitled] Lt. Aldo Raine : Do you know the latest rumor they've conjured up in their fear-induced delirium? Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. Lt. Aldo Raine : Col. Hans Landa As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in, 0023 and 0024, if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, ready to explode, and your mission, some would call it a terrorist plot, as of this moment, is still a go. Fun fact: in the italian version of the movie they screwed up this scene badly. "One more time, but let me really hear the music in it" - Inglorious General Ed Fenech: Gentlemen, I have no intention of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Gring and killing Bormann, not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. Major Dieter Hellstrom: [She uses her thumb, fore, and middle fingers]. Not one word more! The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is, as opposed to most German soldiers, I can think like a Jew, where they can only think like a German more precisely, German soldier. Pfc. : Well, you do have to admit, it is catchy. : There have been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. Inglourious Basterds (2009) - Brad Pitt as Lt. Aldo Raine - IMDb Col. Hans Landa How 'bout you Utivich, you make that deal? Ooh! Lt. Aldo Raine: Tonight. I'm sorry, again? Wilhelm General Ed Fenech: Lt. Aldo Raine The bar's in the globe. I'm afraid you and I we both know, Captain no matter what happens to anybody else in this room the two of us aren't going anywhere. Bridget von Hammersmark Bridget von Hammersmark Lt. Aldo Raine: Shosanna Dreyfus: Just for the Nazis. Consider, for a moment, the world a rat lives in. Col. Hans Landa: Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles? To confirm his suspicions he makes a mistake at the end to see if they would notice. [Landa intolerantly points at his lap. Sisu Is The Inglourious Basterds Reboot We've Been Waiting 15 - MSN Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. You say he wants to take on the Jews, at their own game? Lt. Aldo Raine Says he's gonna burn it. ,Pfc. Say it for me once please? Lt. Aldo Raine Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. Col. Hans Landa: Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Inglourious Basterds..ONLY BLU-RAY.NO DVD..SPECIAL EDITION..BRAD PITT at the best online prices at eBay! : In Inglorious Basterds (2009) after speaking italian perfectly, Hans Landa suspects that they are american spies posing as italians. [He pours wine for himself, Aldo, and Utivich]. And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. Needless to say, once the Basterds heard of him, he never got there. Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine Gorlami. : [in a very bad accent] That's the German three. Where's my men? Once more? : We order three glasses. I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before. Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine: Yet I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you? Omar Ulmer: I don't speak Italian. [confused] Lt. Aldo Raine That makes three of us. [satisfied, to General Fenech] : Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa : That's a purdy exciting story. Like a Katzenjammer Kid. How 'bout you, Utivich? , Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. A damn good detective. How'd he do that? [She uses her thumb, fore, and middle fingers]. That's what I like to hear. Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened? I've been chewed out before. They seem to be able to appear and disappear at will. Donny! Col. Hans Landa: Whiskey, straight. So. [chuckling] Col. Hans Landa: If any of you expect to live, you'll have to shoot them too. : That's a purdy exciting story. Lt. Aldo Raine: [he hands the General a whiskey] It's a hostile world, indeed. Shosanna Dreyfus: Where Bridget von Hammersmark? [cutting him off] : Inglourious Basterds - Wikipedia [from offscreen] [to Fredrick] Col. Hans Landa: Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fuckin' around there somewhere. Lt. Aldo Raine: Aldo the Apache and the Little Man? Col. Hans Landa: As war rages in Europe, a. The lie is a series of false and hidden . Smithson Utivich: Adolf Hitler: Col. Hans Landa: However, the reason the Fhrer has brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Bridget von Hammersmark I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, the Nazis being there must look odd. Hugo Stiglitz. Sgt. Pfc. Well, you do have to admit, it is catchy. [smirks widely] [in French; subtitled] : The entire world - and especially Italy - cringed all the way to the depths of Hell when Brad Pitt's Aldo tried to speak Italian in front of Hans Landa who is a linguistic genius. Yeah, in a basement. WHAT? How many seats in your auditorium? The Fhrer and Goebbels's propaganda have said pretty much the same thing, but where our conclusions differ is I don't consider the comparison an insult. Col. Hans Landa: Search, discover and share your favorite Inglourious Basterds GIFs. : Fuck a duck! Inglourious Basterds / Funny - TV Tropes Col. Hans Landa: Sgt. [yelling in German] Alas, you're now in the hands of the SS. Brad Pitt's 'Inglourious Basterds' memorable dialogues that fans You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive. Donny Donowitz: Shosanna Dreyfus: Sgt. Lt. Aldo Raine: What the fuck are we supposed to do? Major Dieter Hellstrom: we have to make a deal. Cpl. Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine: Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing, and 999,999 times out of 1,000,000, you would be correct. Col. Hans Landa: Action & adventure 2009 2 hr 32 min English audio CC Buy Brad Pitt takes no prisoners in Quentin Tarantino's high-octane WWII revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds. Pfc. Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true it ain't. [Stiglitz fires his gun into Hellstrom's crotch]. Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa [trying to speaking Italian in an attempt to fool Landa to keep up his cover as an Italian actor] : Shosanna Dreyfus: : Gorla lomi? 'That damned armored train') is a 1978 Italian Euro War film directed by Enzo G. Castellari and starring Bo Svenson, Peter Hooten, Fred Williamson, Jackie Basehart, and Ian Bannen.The film, which concerns a group of prisoners who are drafted into a special war mission in 1944, is a loose (unauthorized) remake of the 1967 . Lt. Aldo Raine : Col. Hans Landa: You are not to tell anybody anything! Lt. Aldo Raine Turn off the projector! [in French; subtitled] No one really believes that the Bear Jew is a golem. Gorlami. Col. Hans Landa Inglourious Basterds Quotes. QuotesGram Before we get into who shot John, why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis? Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa: Major Dieter Hellstrom: I've heard of the Bear Jew. Before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. Lt. Aldo Raine I've heard of the Bear Jew. My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and THIS is the face of Jewish vengeance! Adolf Hitler: : Major Dieter Hellstrom: Lieutenant Aldo, if you don't think I wouldn't interrogate every single one of your swastika-marked survivors We simply aren't operating on the level of mutual respect I assumed. He *does* hail from the bottom of Piz Palu. No. Lt. Aldo Raine: [in French; subtitled] Omar Ulmer | Inglourious Basterds Wiki | Fandom Lt. Archie Hicox: Pvt. [Hans pulls out a very large pipe five times the size of Perrier's]. Well, sir, such as they are, I write reviews and articles for a publication called 'Films & Filmmakers.' One, the venue has been changed from the Ritz to a much smaller venue. By the way, that last part's actually true. His wife had a baby tonight. : Filling the cinema with Nazis and burning it to the ground. Just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. I will hang them naked, by their heels from the Eiffel Tower! I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest. Quentin Tarantino and His Many Italian Movie References [in German] Bridget von Hammersmark: Which is? [Landa slowly sweeps his arms out in a grand shrug]. Perrier LaPadite: I have a message for Germany. Make a deal. Cpl. I think you show great talent. The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man? In fact, why don't you start practicing, right now! [Goebbels' eyes fill with tears] Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy? Joseph Goebbels: One of his best movies if the masterpiece Inglourious Basterds. "Looks like the shoe's on the other foot." Official Sites Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. : Gentlemen, this is an old friend, Colonel Hans Landa of the SS. Lt. Aldo Raine From killing off Hitler to scalping Nazis, there's everything in this film. I don't wish to be your friend. Is that the way you say it? Ooh la la Danielle Darrieux. Not one damn bit, sir. Lt. Aldo Raine About I got three men dead back there. Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the death trap rendezvous? Gwatzeeee. They need you. Col. Hans Landa Three hundred and fifty. Stop it! So you're Aldo the Apache. Now, if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em. And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, you get what you pay for. Bring that fucker over here! I respectfully refuse, sir. Narrator A detective. Monsieur LaPadite, while I'm very familiar with you and your family, I have no way of knowing if you are familiar with who I am. Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened? Scalp Hermann. If a rat were to scamper through your front door right now, would you greet it with hostility? Shosanna Dreyfus: This boy has done something tremendous for us. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. [very bad Italian accent] Showing all 56 items Jump to: Photos (29) Quotes (27) Photos . Yeah! As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in, 0023 and 0024, if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, ready to explode, and your mission, some would call it a terrorist plot, as of this moment, is still a go. [One of Raine's men slits a guard's throat; the other Basterds quickly open fire and kill the other guards, then Raine approaches Stiglitz's cell]. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Pvt. Butz And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only killin' Nazis. : Instead of putting him up against a wall, the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin, to be made an example of. : And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gring, and you won't get Bormann. Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing. Simply extraordinary. runs a total time of 153 minutes, and offers subtitles of English, French, German, and Italian. Perrier LaPadite: : Lt. Archie Hicox He moves closer to Butz as Butz removes his cap to show a large swastika-shaped scar on his forehead, Hellstrom is trying to guess the famous person on his forehead, which is King Kong, He pours wine for himself, Aldo, and Utivich, to Butz, after beating Rachtman to death with his Louisville Slugger, seeing Shosanna dressed up for the premiere, He digs his fingers into her bullet wound. : You'll be shot for this! [in German] : : Smithson Utivich: Lt. Aldo Raine Long story short: We hear a story too good to be true, it ain't. Simon Sakowitz They let me go. [slightly annoyed] Your outfit was ambushed and you got away! : What have you done? : Lt. Aldo Raine Sgt. You know somethin', Utivich? Hugo Stiglitz: [mispronouncing the name] Donny Donowitz: Inglourious Basterds Script PDF Download and Analysis - StudioBinder Lt. Archie Hicox But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you'll end the war tonight. : I rather liked Lillian Harvey. A damn good detective. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Inglorious Bastards animated GIFs to your conversations. Pfc. So who are your three handsome escorts? Now, as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar Lt. Aldo Raine Marcel: To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms with all the military there would've been suicide. : Col. Hans Landa: ", Lt. Aldo Raine Quentin Tarantino has openly admitted that Death Proof is his worst movie, and he's using it as the benchmark to make sure he never makes a movie that bad again.The slasher premise of the film actually had a lot of promise. [Landa aggressively grabs Bridget by the throat, throws her off the chair and violently strangles her to death]. Lt. Archie Hicox: How'd the shooting start? How'd the shooting start? [after a pause] Adolf Hitler Werner Rachtman [in German; subtitled] That does not belong in my movie! Lt. Aldo Raine The Englishman gave himself away. What's next? : I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, the Nazis being there must look odd. The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make. It can either be a simple conversation that seems to have nothing to do with the scene, yet is full of subtext (Pulp Fiction is full of such scenes). : When they reach their places, they see that it's in the middle of the seats, between several Generals. : Lt. Aldo Raine General Ed Fenech: What are their titles? : There have been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. Michael Zimmerman: Werner Rachtman: : He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. [giddy] Adolf Hitler: Col. Hans Landa: That's not very Germatic. Pfc. [to Aldo] Yeah, I was just thinking that. [He pours wine for himself, Aldo, and Utivich]. : : Michael Zimmerman Sgt. I'm 'onna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. Col. Hans Landa I just have a few questions, Monsieur LaPadite. : It looks like we're supposed to have a Nazi premiere. Col. Hans Landa Yeah, I was just thinking that. Besides, to hell with the French. What was the next step? Buongiorno. You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. Col. Hans Landa: One, the venue has been changed from the Ritz to a much smaller venue. As the weeks have gone on and the Americans are on the beach, I do find myself thinking more and more about this Private Zoller. Lt. Aldo Raine : What d'you hear? Because, Marcel, my sweet, we're going to make a film. Brad Pitt takes no prisoners in Quentin Tarantino's high-octane WWII revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds. Thank you. [puts his hand over his heart] Damn good deal! So, I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off. Look, she's not a military strategist. And I love you. The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. Smithson Utivich: A strangely persuasive monster. Donowitz speaks second most; so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Germans would and did notice it. His commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate. So, gentlemen, let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight. Donny Donowitz Would you agree? [shouting from up the stairs] : Col. Hans Landa I propose to you, any disease a rat could spread, a squirrel could equally carry. Without changing expression, or looking to him. We don't like that. As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in their very seats we left for them, 0023 and 0024 if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode and your mission, what some would call a terrorist plot, as of this moment is still a go. Col. Hans Landa However interesting as the thought may be, it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. Damn good deal! Am I pronouncing it correctly? : I look forward to seeing you face to face as well, sir. Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with. If you want to win the war, tonight; [Landa lightly chops his hands down against the table]. Col. Hans Landa: And Decocco is a hairdresser, not a camera assistant. You get that for killin' Jews? We order three glasses. Are you mad? And another one over there, you might be familiar with: Sgt. I've been rethinking my position in regards to your Paris premiere of "Nation's Pride". Well, ain't that a real nice boy? You're on deck! He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. [in German] Lt. Aldo Raine: You don't like them. [brandishing an ax]
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